According to our little widget in the sidebar, there are less than 100 days until our child will arrive! K Honey is gettin’ pretty… pregnant. I mean, don’t get me wrong, she looks great! But it’s really starting to show and she feels more and more limited by her condition. She has trouble bending over, sleeping is more difficult, etc.

She’s already tormenting her Mother

You’ll heard of water-boarding, and of Barney, but have you heard of the newest torture technique? It’s called “baby”. SoSo is a master already, and she’s not even out of the womb yet!

Her maniacal torment involves poking K Honey from the inside continuously. To better illustrate this, imagine that there’s a person standing next to you as you sit at your computer. Every few seconds, they poke their finger into the side of your arm. It doesn’t really hurt, but you feel it. Now imagine that this goes on for hours, and always in the same spot. It’s not really enough to hurt you, but it’s extremely irritating. Now imagine there are a few of those fingers inside of you systematically poking your innards. Eek! Reminds me Chinese water torture.

Isn’t she cute?

This picture blew me out of the water. It’s amazing what they can do with technology these days. Now, I know that all of you who have been pregnant recently don’t think this is nearly as cool anymore. But, lets be honest, this is not our parent’s ultrasounds.

Wanna get one of these machines in your home? No problem. The GE Voluson 730 expert is available for a cool $70,000. Get one and you’ll be like Tom Cruise, what else could you ask for? Except, his was WAY cooler!

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